How Naive of Me....

I realize now that Jack's phone-cleaning trick was part of a much larger plan. Once he disabled the cordless, I was forced to plug in our backup phone which is NOT a cordless. My sister Moira called this morning to make lunch plans for next week, and while I was occupied in the living room Jack took advantage and made some "coffee," which did involve a few beans but mostly involved putting sugar EVERYWHERE, including the coffee grinder.