Matteas is sitting at the kitchen table alone, eating a banana. I overhear the following. All voices were provided by Matteas.
Banana(in a pitiful voice): Please don’t eat me!
Matteas(in a growly voice): But I’m hungry so I will eat you.
Banana(hopefully): I will find some food for you?
Matteas: Well, ok.
Banana: Do you eat meat?
Matteas: Yes, but if you eat too much meat you will get dia-meena(diarrhea).
Banana: Then I will find you a chip.
*Matteas puts down the banana, picks up leftover chip from lunch*
Chip(same voice as banana): Don’t eat me!
Matteas: But I’m hungry.
Chip(more confidently than the banana): I will find some food for you.
Matteas: Um, ok.
*Chip conducts a search for food, but comes up empty-handed*
Chip:(resigned) Ok, eat me.