Things I Never Did Before I Had Kids

The Time: WAY past bedtime. The Place: The hallway, because that's where I happened to corner Jack so I could brush his teeth. The Situation: Toothpaste dripping down Jack's mouth, no washcloth in reach. The Weapon of Choice: The dirty laundry hamper. Jack: "But Mom, that's the dirty laundry." Me: "It's okay, I know where the poop on that outfit was and I used the clean part to wipe your mouth."